Source tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors
Via tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors
Pairing:
dukexiety, background royality
Word count: 1852
Warnings: halloween-esque gore, haunted houses, and handful of sex jokes because it’s Remus
Notes: Happy Halloween! A commission for @anxiousxdreamer, some spooky gays for the spooky season!
thank you to @phantomofthesanderssides for beta-reading!
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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight
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If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.
Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.
This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.
Also caffeine is a drug but like, it's so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that's not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have
“It’s not that wet”
This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet
This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”
always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?
id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment
as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth
untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert
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Its not just to own the Libs. Its a pretty blatant tenant of authoritarianism, Christian Fundamentalism, and (I guess now) Christian Nationalism. They are strongly Anti-Porn.
This Woman cheated on her husband with her Cross-Fit Instructor. But she feels entitled to deny millions from accessing porn (and who gets to decide exactly what “porn” is?). It seems like a huge breach of the 1st Amendment. But these people don’t actually care about the Constitution, they only care about power and enforcing their beliefs onto others.
